so evidently if you have problems with gas that even you regret chinese food isn't the solution to your problem. over the past week i've been eating beans hotdogs chicken and fried chicken tonight topping off the load with fried noodles and an eggroll. but at one point yesterday i decided to sniff the seat of my chair where most of the gas had taken place, and guess what cloth retains stank. i didn't know that. i also nearly passed out. but right now the noodles are giving me gas that i have to leave the room after i commit. ya know i'm kinda ticked at this thing because i tried to do ascii art in it and ended up with just a bunch of smily faces and none of the spaces stayed. they aught to warn people espically on a site like this that you can't do ascii art on the journal.
oooh it burns! oow oow oow it hurts it's the evil acidic gas of doom my poor crack it will never know a normal PH lvl again. so if you'v read this so far you will realize that the shitty mood is in fact literal not my mood i have become a gigant gassy mound of shit. oh jeez here comes another (fip) yes that's the sound it makes kinda like you just let air out of your mouth opening your lips. ooh it burns k i'm out of here it smells absoulutly awefull.
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